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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The AF Melt - Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand

I’m thinking about food.  I know- you’re shocked.  Well, actually, you’re probably indifferent.  If you knew me personally, though, you wouldn’t be shocked at all.  I’ve had a 20+ year love affair with food.  I don’t know when or if it will ever end.

“Dear Food,

I wish I could quit you!  (said in gay-cowboy-accent)

Yours Truly,

Aastasia Firmbottom”

I won’t delve into our sordid history.  Just know that my and Food’s facebook relationship status is, “It’s complicated”.

Anyway, if the magical food fairies wanted to pay me a visit for dinner, this is what I hope they would bring me:

The Anastasia Firmbottom Melt:
Succulent charbroiled chicken breast
Thick, applewood smoked bacon (with the fat already cut off- don’t gross me out)
Bean Sprouts (warm)
Caramelized onions
Cooked spinach and/or a bit of arugula
Monterrey Jack Cheese
Honey Wheat Bun

Get. In. My. Belly!

I may add ketchup.  Some pesto sounds really good right now but I’m not sure it would taste good with everything else.  I also wouldn’t say no to some creamed corn or sweet corn, or some peas, or some of Nanners’* delicious tomato/squash/onion “casserole” on the side.

Yes, sir, if the food fairies want to pay me a visit, I won’t turn them away.  Wait, Food Fairies, don’t go!  I have someone on the line for you: a Washington…a George Washington…eh?  He brought his buddy Lincoln, too.  They want to say what’s up.  They want to roll with you, if that’s cool.  Get back to me.

*Nanners is my boyfriend’s mother.  She’s a wonderful woman- very nice, sweet, and an amazing cook.  I’m thankful she’s a part of my life.

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