Because I’m practically a math and science genius, I put together a super technical graph denoting my levels of motivation in response to different stimuli.* You may be able to click on it to better read it, but I'm not totally sure because my math and science genius doesn't always extend to the computer-world.
The lure of a Diet Coke and maybe some cheese distracted me and as such I forgot to put “desire to lead a more healthful existence” in the graph. It would fall roughly between the “desire to fit into new, nicer clothing” and the “desire to play soccer again” bars.
*I should probably ashamed of the last bar, and I guess I am a little bit, but life’s not always rainbows and butterflies and kitten-kisses and butterscotch shots. Anastasia Firmbottom is the real-deal-Holyfield, minus the Holyfield part. Regardless of how I feel about people, though, I do appreciate and encourage everyone to lead a healthy life. ***the more you know!!!*** whoosh! (shooting star)
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